If Oprah and Martha Stewart
Have Their Own Magazines,
Trump Must Have One Too
The entertainment-TV-industry-masquerading-as-news-media recently was all over its latest idiot culture non-story, the silly Donald Trump announcement that he had graciously decided to forgive a beauty pageant queen for some racy photos. The idiot culture chroniclers like to document his every move, hoping you'll pick up on their exquisite irony, and get the joke (that they're really making fun of him by paying attention at all).
And yet the giant Trump industry and its related wind machine has somehow failed to sufficiently trumpet perhaps the biggest story of all: the fact that there is actually a magazine called Trump. In fact, it's been in existence since 2004. Perhaps you knew that, but I surely didn't. A quick flip through what little of it exists online perhaps shows why it's gotten so little attention: it makes Oprah's O Mag and Martha Stewart Living seem like candidates for the National Magazine Award by comparison.
But then, we must admit that our ignorance of Trump is as deep as it is wide. Last April, we tried to make up for that just a little, by bringing you this little bit of Trump silliness, after someone pointed out that we had shockingly overlooked The Donald as a subject for three whole years. Here's hoping we get another three years of silence on this subject.