The Week's Best Line
'I'm 61, which is too young for Medicare, but too old for women to care.'
--Kinky Friedman, the Jewish cowboy who's running for governor of his native state of Texas, on NPR recently. To learn more about his race, check his campaign website. To learn more about the man, I'd recommend this New Yorker profile from last year. The self-described governor-in-waiting also maintains a blog. Or rather, the campaign appears to be maintaining it for him.